Oh look it's funny stuff: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…

(Source: harrisonfords)

“We just hope that lightning strikes again.”

BATTLE BORN - Autumn (2012)

(Source: killerseyes)

(Source: thecuteoftheday)

(Source: onesky-onedestiny)

Full Avengers movie. Not sure how Youtube is doing this right now. Kinda just jizzed. Oh well.

(Source: homewreckingwhore)

Can a new season of The Office come out already? I know this past season just ended, however my alarm went off yesterday just like every Thursday for the past several months reminding me to watch The Office. Now it just goes off leaving me to remember that my true love is gone. I’m just going to let it ring every Thursday. So I can cry. Alone. Without my love. Goodbye.

(Source: beignetfrit)

(Source: fuckyeahthebetterlife)

ALL of my yes.

(Source: joekickass22)

Minecraft has consumed my soul.

Add me on Xbox if you wanna fuck shit up. Or build shit up. I’m down to do both. Oh wait, my mic is broken :’(

(Source: yourpervertedneighbor)